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IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL | IT'S JUST THE APOCALYPSE

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Not everything can be sound of music.

I need more names.

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

And for that I'm forever thankful.

Hang on, just so we're on the same page; you're asking a Demon

Nay, the serpent

for help



to do your Angelic work.

Am I following you here?

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And you're in-friendship with the angel of the eastern gate. What's your point.

I'm not happy about this either. You'll all straighten up though. Beelzebub and I are working on a plan.

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

[ 'In-friendship'. Yep. Friendship. Just gals bein' pals. ]

Nothing. Just kinda assumed you were above working with the likes of me.

...Oh?

[privatepurchases]

[Just a coupla dudes being-]

We're consolidating things and trying to facilitate they don't bathe as often as I'd like. They've agreed to in order for us to prevent friendships like yours again

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

[ Just a couple'a chums. ]

Not a lot of room downstairs for bathrooms and showers.

...Seriously? You complain about having too much on your plate but you're actually putting energy into making sure our lot don't mingle?

You realise that if others want to follow our example, they'll find a way to..? Doesn't matter what you do.

You won't make more obedient Angels or Demons. You'll just make sneakier ones.

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I have faith, and I'm confident my influence on Beelzebub will keep them in line.

We share a passion for efficiency! It's actually quite surprising how similar our two organizations have been running. Of course we're a bit more advanced but what the basement lacks in technology it makes up for in...ruthlessness.

It's a bit uncomfortable but again. It's all about time and influence. That dedication is admirable. Almost exciting.

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

'Ruthless' is certainly one way of putting it.

I'm a little surprised you haven't ended up throttling each other yet, but then I guess you've both got the whole bureaucracy thing down pat.

[privatepurchases]

Well that's just it. I can throttle them, and ultimately score a win for ourside. It's the perfect plan - that I'm relating to you because I know you hate your side just as much as I do and if you happen to betray me you know I'll do something terrible to the principality.

[Offscreen: :D :) :) :)]

D:

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

...Beelzebub and I aren't exactly close, I have no reason to talk to them unless they reach out to me.

There's no need to bring Aziraphale into whatever this is.

Or me, for that matter. We're perfectly happy staying out of the way.

:( he is a meanie

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No wait-okay. I'm

I'm sorry. I got a - I got a demerit for behavior so I should apologize. I am sorry. I didn't -

This just means a lot to me to do it right okay?

fairly sure he just aged Crowley by a few decades

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

Oh, I get that.

Still. If you could just go ahead and assume we're both retired, that'd be super.

You keep doing what you're doing; but I for one am enjoying the absence of paperwork.

oh no. oh no. D:

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...Help me with this and I'll pull his file.

I do that though, he won't be able to go back up can you live with that?

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

...What would that mean for him?

[ And then, what he's actually asking; ]

That's not the same as him Falling, right..? If it is, then no, forget I said anything.