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IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL | IT'S JUST THE APOCALYPSE

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For <lj user="sauntered_downwards">

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It's none of your business. You two may be persona non-grata but if you think that matters to me Or Beelzebub you have another thing coming.

Give them back their phone and I'll tell them to be merciful.

Awww and here I was loving doing captcha for every single response

[sauntered_downward]

I'm surprised you feel confident enough to speak for them in this case. Or to offer their mercy at all.

XD

[privatepurchases]

what are you insinuating?

For <lj user="saintsbury_plant_minister"

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...Well my music's not a mess. I've had a millennia to practice.

Let us suppose however that you're right. What sort of food would you suggest I eat?

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

That's why I said 'until you learn to play properly'. Could've heard me when I first picked up a violin; pretty sure I ruptured a few ear drums in the near vicinity.


Hard to say. There's so many types, flavours - everywhere has different methods of cooking, even.


Can't go wrong with South Asian, though. Or Thai.

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[Not going to make a joke about the devil and fiddles, not going to make a joke about the devil and fiddles, not going to-]

there's more then sushi. That's what you're telling me?

Fallen!Gabriel TFLN

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I've never tried that

[The last part]



I don't want to talk about it.


[three guesses why.]

[sauntered_downward]

You've never been to a beach? Not at all?

[privatelyfallen]

...Why? I never liked sand. It gets everywhere.

waronearth TFLN

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They do have that tendency I must confess. I think it might be our more martial nature perhaps - manifesting in them somehow? That's something both sides have in common. We do enjoy a good fight.

[Ahaha. Ah. Ha. Oh War.]

Our side has actually won battles. I know you like carnage but siding with them? It'll be over far too quickly.

[He is maybe a little too into this.He likes fighting. He likes battles. He likes the peace that comes after (unlike the other side) but he does like to fight. ]

i am SO here for continuing this, trust me

[waronearth]

Trust me, I've noticed. You're all quite competetive in that aspect, you know?

In that case, who says I need to side with anyone at all? Maybe I'll keep myself somewhere in the middle, causing devastation on all sides.

Yessss

[privatepurchases]

It's our best feature. did you see Sodom and Gomorrah? That was some of my best work. Micheal's been sharpening their sword for years and I am -

Foregoing the personal aspect of finally quashing the rebels of course -

Very excited to get out from behind a desk! :D

[Sent a minute later]

Thank goodness we have a thousand years of human wars planned for you to occupy yourself.

But again. Why cause devastation? I can provide you with righteous horror AND wrath.

Massage parlor date

[ailes_dor]

[ Gabriel has been around the houses in the two thousand years he's been in Earth. Massage parlors, houses of ill repute, brothels, curry houses, pizzerias, Starbucks, all of that. He knows the dens of sin and isn't ashamed of it.

This parlor is familiar, and because he knows what his other self is going to be like, this place is one of the classy joints. No hankypanky no blow jobs no nothing. The idea of having sex with a human would probably drive the guy bananas. But a back rub? That would probably do him good. Enough to make him rethink the whole Apocalypse thing.

He leans against the reception desk idly chatting with the girl, waiting for his less handsome self to turn up.]

Yeah, its sad really. Never had a proper spa day. Too busy running the family business. And speak of the Devil, here he is!

yeeeeeet

[privatepurchases]

[Gabriel does not know why he's here.

No really. He doesn't. He's still in a 3 piece suit (because what else would he wear) with one of his favorites - a soft pink tie - every inch of him is immaculate even if he looks terrified.]

Good afternoon.

[He smiles - a dazzling million dollar salesman smile that normally affects a room - before he folds his hands in front of him.]

I am here to partake of your services - at my brother's request.

[The nerves are real, but he looks daggers at his other - uglier half. Of all the human corporations he had to pick...this is what being stuck down did.

Amid places like this.

Though the colors were very nice and the music was very nice too. It reminded him of the tailors of the 1800s - when people knew how to live. When they knew how to be classy. when there weren't so many humans.

He nods, and smiles again.]

...Brother.

He loves him really

[ailes_dor]

Gabe! No need to be so formal!

[ He steps forward, patting the other on the back. "Brother"? Adopted possibly. Distant cousins might have been more believable. But none of the others in his family, or for that matter his other family, seem to be lacking in the creativity department.]

We've got a nice little afternoon ahead of us. Deep tissue back massage, manicures, Indian head massage. Just what you need to restore your faith in humanity.

[ He pats his shoulder, grinning. ]

They'll take your coat.

for <lj user="sohoangel">

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[He always asked a lot of questions. Gabriel reaches back in his mind to recall if the principality was always this obnoxious and asking questions, but he can't recall and that makes him sigh.

Her authority? It was the only thing any of them could think of to do in the wake of the apocalypse that wasn't.]

We are all taking some time off. I happen to be in Italy at the Vatican.

[The thing was, the archangels had argued over where each one would go with Gabriel deciding it would be smart to visit buildings and cities under their purview and locations they were supposed to be protecting. Michael had been rather protective of the Vatican.]

I can only assume the Prince is also on sabbatical but I haven't seen them.

[They argued.]

...Yes. Please. I do not see the appeal of human coupling it's never sat right with me.

Also something not boring.

[sohoangel]

[That's a disappointing answer, but not unexpected.]

I see. Vatican City is very nice. The current pope is a decent fellow, or so I've heard.

[He's just going to go ahead and scratch 'Rome' off of the list of places for he and Crowley to vacation in the near future...]

Aside from being necessary for humans to procreate, it's another way for them to express their love. Although there are some humans who share your opinion. It's easy enough to avoid in literature, anyway. If you're interested in adventure, you can give Treasure Island by Robert Lewis Stevenson a try. It has pirates in it.

[privatepurchases]

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More pause.

Even more pause and the ]

are there books with dragons?

People slaying them? Or even befriending them? I'll seek out this pirate one as well

TFLN Continuation for (<user name="inlovewithmycar">)

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That will kill


keep doing it.

In fact you should go faster. Cant those human machines go 100s of feet in a second

[inlovewithmycar]

[ Crowley is howling with laughter. You're not subtle Gabriel. And now it's time to fuck with the archangel! ]

oh yeah def. got my bentley 2 go from 0 to 500 feet in a quarter of a second. v good at driving me.

tho i think u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how licenses work

since u plan on holding onto this bloke's, it means u now have 2 get a car of ur own

that's the rules

[privatepurchases]

That's not true is it.

I do not want to get a car I

...Does every human have a car?

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[privatepurchases]

its good tho u

you need to get a ticker skin.

[Has someone discovered cocktails someone has discovered cocktails.]

[sohoangel]

[Aziraphale assumes so, at least. Gabriel normally isn't so blatantly rude.]

No, I do not need a thicker skin. You, however, need to return my record. I lent that to you in good faith.

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[privatepurchases]

How? With drinking?

He wants to drink with me?

[left_me_alone]

I'm pretty sure he wants to do more than drink with you.

[How did he always end up explaining things to angels again? He didn't have to do this with Michael.]



[ooc: Shhh... we won't tell on the username. LMFAO]