Angels don't get to have feelings. Demons don't either. Admit it what humans understand as feelings and what we have as feelings are completely different.
Right?
Do I yes no maybe I have absolutely no idea and no amount of praying has gotten rid of it. There's no point. Eventually we're going to kill each other.We might kill each other before then. Gladly.
I can't kill them. Considered that. Paperwork wouldn't go through.
It sat on my desk and I tried to file it and then it wouldn't go through
Okay see that's the problem what are you supposed to do like, show up and say "hello there I think you're hysterically funny and it's nice to honestly have someone who understands what it's like to herd millions of celestial cats?"
Fine. It's fucking feelings. It's fucking feelings and Michael is going to insist I have my head examined. I had my corporation examined. It's not that. I'm also not stupid and if I just said "Hello" They'd try and eat my heart and there's paperwork I'd have to go through to get a new body.
Eden. He gave away his sword. I ruined all of mankind. It was basically kismet.
So if you feel this way and you're pretty sure they'd eat your heart, have you tried...I don't know, asking them out? Dinner? Movies? Killing people? That seems like something you both would like a lot.
See I thought of that? But I smite and you guys sort of ooze and slither and it's kind of gross and I can't - like I sat and tried that and no. Just. no.
What if it's a movie about death?
I can sit through that right? I mean I sat through Ben Hur I can totally sit through something with ...murder.
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Date: 2019-08-13 12:44 am (UTC)Look the two of you threw everything into this everything is upside down but Beelzebub makes me laugh. They're funny and I
I was asked to lighten up after being given a strike for trying to kill you.
the disgusted icon I have is not enough for what Crowley feels inside
Date: 2019-08-13 12:57 am (UTC)Have attempted to provide a substitute below
Date: 2019-08-13 01:05 am (UTC)Angels don't get to have feelings. Demons don't either. Admit it what humans understand as feelings and what we have as feelings are completely different.
Right?
Do I yes no maybe I have absolutely no idea and no amount of praying has gotten rid of it. There's no point. Eventually we're going to kill each other.We might kill each other before then. Gladly.
A++ thank you for your help friend
Date: 2019-08-13 01:07 am (UTC)What are you going to do about it? Just kill them? Or...I don't know, do something about it? You could see if they feel the same way.
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:18 am (UTC)It sat on my desk and I tried to file it and then it wouldn't go through
Okay see that's the problem what are you supposed to do like, show up and say "hello there I think you're hysterically funny and it's nice to honestly have someone who understands what it's like to herd millions of celestial cats?"
Fine. It's fucking feelings. It's fucking feelings and Michael is going to insist I have my head examined. I had my corporation examined. It's not that. I'm also not stupid and if I just said "Hello" They'd try and eat my heart and there's paperwork I'd have to go through to get a new body.
How did you two meet?
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:22 am (UTC)So if you feel this way and you're pretty sure they'd eat your heart, have you tried...I don't know, asking them out? Dinner? Movies? Killing people? That seems like something you both would like a lot.
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:45 am (UTC)What if it's a movie about death?
I can sit through that right? I mean I sat through Ben Hur I can totally sit through something with ...murder.
and sin
Totally can.
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 01:48 am (UTC)Do you think I ever pick the movie? No, Aziraphale picks the movie. It works best that way.
[He won't even mention the sword again though.]
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:54 am (UTC)...And you just go along with it? I mean I'd imagine he likes things with lambs and decency and that doesn't seem like your...favorite thing.
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:05 am (UTC)Though I'll try a movie.
And I will let you tell Aziraphale but if you tell anyone else I'll tell them and let them do what they want to everyone involved.
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:07 am (UTC)You're not like Hell, right, you do know what Snapchat is?
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:24 am (UTC)Heaven forgive me. I'll go message them and let them know.
[Big scary terrifying asshole eagle on the outside. considerably different on the inside obnoxious all over.]
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:27 am (UTC)[Not sure why Crowley has been authorized to give any relationship advice in this moment but we're accepting it here.]
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:35 am (UTC)are you really going to tell everyone? Are you sure I can't convince you to just tell Aziraphale.
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:43 am (UTC)That makes sense.
Fine. Tell everyone. And I'll bring them...flowers and ask them to go to a movie.
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:44 am (UTC)Jon Hamm's REALLY CREEPY HEADCANON FTW
Date: 2019-08-13 02:47 am (UTC)...They do have astonishing eyes.
I took Elizabeth Taylors I can appreciate that.
....What do you want in return for all of this I feel like I should do something.
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