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Lord of 𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖘 | 𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖑
TLFN | MEME CONTINUATION POST
TLFN | MEME CONTINUATION POST
Aug
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10th
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2019
05:19 pm
privatepurchases
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL | IT'S JUST THE APOCALYPSE
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Date:
2019-08-13 01:48 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Just ask them to a movie. They'll tell you what they want to see. You just buy the popcorn, why is this so hard?
Do you think I ever pick the movie? No, Aziraphale picks the movie. It works best that way.
[He won't even mention the sword again though.]
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Date:
2019-08-13 01:48 am (UTC)
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 01:54 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
popcorn. You know we just introduced popcorn upstairs. Unbuttered and no salt it's not that bad.
...And you just go along with it? I mean I'd imagine he likes things with lambs and decency and that doesn't seem like your...favorite thing.
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 01:59 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Unbuttered and no salt? Seriously?
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:05 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
yeah. I mean it's incorpreal so I feel fine about it. Still don't would food - all those squishy organs and just...It seems so weird.
Though I'll try a movie.
And I will let you tell Aziraphale but if you tell anyone else I'll tell them and let them do what they want to everyone involved.
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:07 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
I did tell you I was planning on posting this whole conversation to Snapchat, right?
You're not like Hell, right, you do know what Snapchat is?
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:24 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
...Yes I know what snapchat is. Ours has nicer filters.
Heaven forgive me. I'll go message them and let them know.
[Big scary terrifying asshole eagle on the outside.
considerably different on the inside
obnoxious all over.]
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:27 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
You can also buy them flowers. People tend to like that. The gesture, if not the flowers.
[Not sure why Crowley has been authorized to give any relationship advice in this moment but we're accepting it here.]
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:35 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
...I'll get them some half dead ones. They'll gather flies and
are you really going to tell everyone? Are you sure I can't convince you to just tell Aziraphale.
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:38 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
I'm definitely going to tell everyone. Including Aziraphale, though he'll definitely be rooting for you to succeed on your first date, I promise you.
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:43 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
Maybe this is my punishment for trying to kill Aziraphale.
That makes sense.
Fine. Tell everyone. And I'll bring them...flowers and ask them to go to a movie.
no subject
Date:
2019-08-13 02:44 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Maybe tell them they're pretty. But not too pretty. Don't make it weird.
Jon Hamm's REALLY CREEPY HEADCANON FTW
Date:
2019-08-13 02:47 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
Do demons like that?
...They do have astonishing eyes.
I took Elizabeth Taylors I can appreciate that.
....What do you want in return for all of this I feel like I should do something.
OH MY GOD 1/
Date:
2019-08-13 02:47 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Do you want to know what you can do for me?
2/
Date:
2019-08-13 02:48 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Never.
3/
Date:
2019-08-13 02:48 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Text.
4/
Date:
2019-08-13 02:49 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Me.
FIN
Date:
2019-08-13 02:49 am (UTC)
From:
sauntered_downward
Again.
Re: FIN
Date:
2019-08-13 03:41 am (UTC)
From:
privatepurchases
[Gladly. He hangs up and braces himself for something terrible to happen the second all of this comes out.]
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:48 am (UTC)Do you think I ever pick the movie? No, Aziraphale picks the movie. It works best that way.
[He won't even mention the sword again though.]
no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 01:54 am (UTC)...And you just go along with it? I mean I'd imagine he likes things with lambs and decency and that doesn't seem like your...favorite thing.
no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 01:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:05 am (UTC)Though I'll try a movie.
And I will let you tell Aziraphale but if you tell anyone else I'll tell them and let them do what they want to everyone involved.
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:07 am (UTC)You're not like Hell, right, you do know what Snapchat is?
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Date: 2019-08-13 02:24 am (UTC)Heaven forgive me. I'll go message them and let them know.
[Big scary terrifying asshole eagle on the outside. considerably different on the inside obnoxious all over.]
no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:27 am (UTC)[Not sure why Crowley has been authorized to give any relationship advice in this moment but we're accepting it here.]
no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:35 am (UTC)are you really going to tell everyone? Are you sure I can't convince you to just tell Aziraphale.
no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:43 am (UTC)That makes sense.
Fine. Tell everyone. And I'll bring them...flowers and ask them to go to a movie.
no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 02:44 am (UTC)Jon Hamm's REALLY CREEPY HEADCANON FTW
Date: 2019-08-13 02:47 am (UTC)...They do have astonishing eyes.
I took Elizabeth Taylors I can appreciate that.
....What do you want in return for all of this I feel like I should do something.
OH MY GOD 1/
Date: 2019-08-13 02:47 am (UTC)2/
Date: 2019-08-13 02:48 am (UTC)3/
Date: 2019-08-13 02:48 am (UTC)4/
Date: 2019-08-13 02:49 am (UTC)FIN
Date: 2019-08-13 02:49 am (UTC)Re: FIN
Date: 2019-08-13 03:41 am (UTC)