You do come up a lot it's true. And they don't really respond to my "Just give it time and they'll come around theory we should keep them around so we can learn their little trick." Then I figured it out. So now we're just like - is it really an issue? She's never mentioned it...
This isn't so different then your little plan to raise the anti-christ as a ...you know. Kid. We just catch up. Meet. Chat. and you know honestly you two were doing this in the garden while we were both- y'know working. I'm not a violent being unless called to be that said we're drawn to each other.
[Why are you not Aziraphale seriously ugh this is dredging up emotions it suuuucks]
Dates. That's like when Liesel snuck out with Rolfe the messenger boy in Sound of Music right? I mean he turned out to be awful so maybe that's a bad example.
A trick about what? Wooing partners? Because if that's what you're looking for, Aziraphale is not your best. He's charming, but not in the way most would think.
Angels don't get to have feelings. Demons don't either. Admit it what humans understand as feelings and what we have as feelings are completely different.
Right?
Do I yes no maybe I have absolutely no idea and no amount of praying has gotten rid of it. There's no point. Eventually we're going to kill each other.We might kill each other before then. Gladly.
I can't kill them. Considered that. Paperwork wouldn't go through.
It sat on my desk and I tried to file it and then it wouldn't go through
Okay see that's the problem what are you supposed to do like, show up and say "hello there I think you're hysterically funny and it's nice to honestly have someone who understands what it's like to herd millions of celestial cats?"
Fine. It's fucking feelings. It's fucking feelings and Michael is going to insist I have my head examined. I had my corporation examined. It's not that. I'm also not stupid and if I just said "Hello" They'd try and eat my heart and there's paperwork I'd have to go through to get a new body.
Eden. He gave away his sword. I ruined all of mankind. It was basically kismet.
So if you feel this way and you're pretty sure they'd eat your heart, have you tried...I don't know, asking them out? Dinner? Movies? Killing people? That seems like something you both would like a lot.
See I thought of that? But I smite and you guys sort of ooze and slither and it's kind of gross and I can't - like I sat and tried that and no. Just. no.
What if it's a movie about death?
I can sit through that right? I mean I sat through Ben Hur I can totally sit through something with ...murder.
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Date: 2019-08-12 01:02 am (UTC)oh my god Gabriel why are you so perfect
Date: 2019-08-12 01:11 am (UTC)He's an angel. 0: o )
Date: 2019-08-12 01:23 am (UTC)You do come up a lot it's true. And they don't really respond to my "Just give it time and they'll come around theory we should keep them around so we can learn their little trick." Then I figured it out. So now we're just like - is it really an issue? She's never mentioned it...
This isn't so different then your little plan to raise the anti-christ as a ...you know. Kid. We just catch up. Meet. Chat. and you know honestly you two were doing this in the garden while we were both- y'know working. I'm not a violent being unless called to be that said we're drawn to each other.
[Why are you not Aziraphale seriously ugh this is dredging up emotions it suuuucks]
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Date: 2019-08-12 01:41 am (UTC)/1
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Date: 2019-08-12 02:40 pm (UTC)It's just a given.
Like, you know. A fact. Right?
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Date: 2019-08-12 11:50 pm (UTC)Have you considered asking them out? On a date?
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Date: 2019-08-13 12:13 am (UTC)/2 I googled the sound of music and I forgot so much about that movie
Date: 2019-08-13 12:14 am (UTC)Dates. That's like when Liesel snuck out with Rolfe the messenger boy in Sound of Music right? I mean he turned out to be awful so maybe that's a bad example.
Or how the Captain and the postulant behaved?
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Date: 2019-08-13 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 12:24 am (UTC)You've seen it right? great movie.
[Somewhere Beelzebub is screaming and has no idea why]
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Date: 2019-08-13 12:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 12:34 am (UTC)I'll just go and ask Aziraphale. I know he'll help. You and he are friends. He must know a trick. Something.
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Date: 2019-08-13 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-13 12:44 am (UTC)Look the two of you threw everything into this everything is upside down but Beelzebub makes me laugh. They're funny and I
I was asked to lighten up after being given a strike for trying to kill you.
the disgusted icon I have is not enough for what Crowley feels inside
Date: 2019-08-13 12:57 am (UTC)Have attempted to provide a substitute below
Date: 2019-08-13 01:05 am (UTC)Angels don't get to have feelings. Demons don't either. Admit it what humans understand as feelings and what we have as feelings are completely different.
Right?
Do I yes no maybe I have absolutely no idea and no amount of praying has gotten rid of it. There's no point. Eventually we're going to kill each other.We might kill each other before then. Gladly.
A++ thank you for your help friend
Date: 2019-08-13 01:07 am (UTC)What are you going to do about it? Just kill them? Or...I don't know, do something about it? You could see if they feel the same way.
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:18 am (UTC)It sat on my desk and I tried to file it and then it wouldn't go through
Okay see that's the problem what are you supposed to do like, show up and say "hello there I think you're hysterically funny and it's nice to honestly have someone who understands what it's like to herd millions of celestial cats?"
Fine. It's fucking feelings. It's fucking feelings and Michael is going to insist I have my head examined. I had my corporation examined. It's not that. I'm also not stupid and if I just said "Hello" They'd try and eat my heart and there's paperwork I'd have to go through to get a new body.
How did you two meet?
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:22 am (UTC)So if you feel this way and you're pretty sure they'd eat your heart, have you tried...I don't know, asking them out? Dinner? Movies? Killing people? That seems like something you both would like a lot.
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Date: 2019-08-13 01:45 am (UTC)What if it's a movie about death?
I can sit through that right? I mean I sat through Ben Hur I can totally sit through something with ...murder.
and sin
Totally can.
/FIN
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